Attempts to describe the similarities and differences between men and women were the philosophers, church leaders, and in the daytime TV. All have failed.
Our ancestors lived in trees, so we developed. Sort of. After centuries of development of men still tend to hunt and gather. Men still see their role as a supplier, to make things fur in clubs for lunch. Do women still select their mate for his physical prowess? "He big, make good hunter."
Women still tend to feed and play their supportive role in our homes made of sticks and stones. Are women who have this unique ability to support more hunters. There are women who still prepare something dead skin when combined with organic matter is taken from the earth. The men choose their wives, based on the physical attributes of birth? "Great things, a good mother."
Anthropologists have offered indisputable scientific proof that men and women are different and have evolved a kind of natural law and cultural rule. They say men and women have behaved much the same from the beginning. So now, we thought all that. Men and women should live in their cave and form a bond based on their primitive need to please others and to protect their symbiotic relationship.
If this were the case, then how can we explain the divorce? How can we account for the thousands of unhappy marriages? Sir Isaac Newton, a 17th century scholar, perhaps explain using the laws of physics.
1. "An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless an unbalanced force acting."
Soccer Mom drives the SUV from field to field, and will continue to do so if it is interrupted by an object called a stationary position. Cooking and cleaning mom tends to continue cooking and cleaning, unless it has to rush aerobics class, or pick up the kids.
The working man has a tendency to stay at work unless it is interrupted by a request to appear before dinner is cold, and bring home a piece of bread. Television man tends to remain at rest unless the game is over and you have to use the litter box, or is out of beer, or both.
2. "The acceleration of an object produced by the power of the network is directly proportional to the amount of force mains in the same direction as the net force and inversely proportional to the mass of an object."
Most people think that the bricks and feathers of large buildings. It's really a reference to the relationship patterns of men and women. Look back at the 17th century, and anthropologists will agree, women were regarded as objects and men were in force.
If you read the second new law, it would be:
It moves faster than the mother or her lover, when she pushes him harder. Or, she pushes him to do anything, especially around the house on weekends, when he says that he needs to rest so he can continue to work and earn money so that it can be an SUV to take the kids soccer and ballet , and swimming, and hurry home to cook and laundry to finish and is ready to have sex when she's ready to play with the computer and get an erection.
3. "For every action is the same and opposite reaction."
This simple writer is convinced, and confirms that the third law of Sir Isaac explains almost every aspect of man and woman.
This physical law, the law of nature, this universal man-woman law, explains what will happen to him when he forgets her birthday. It also explains why you him exactly the right color to cover his golf clubs, or the right size shirt with button collar, which bears his pants she gave him last month.
The third law also explains why he reacted the way it does when he brings her flowers. Or the phone when it is late. Or do not forget his birthday. Or take him to dinner, or take the kids to soccer, so it can rest. Or give him a hug. Or stops what he is doing or not doing, and listen only to him.
Or said, "I love you".
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